Thursday, December 08, 2011

Silly Writer's Block

I've developed some hardcore writer's block for my last paragraph on my letter of intent. I have tried several different exercises to get past this, such a bullet pointing the main themes of it and expanding on each of those individually, writing a defensive essay regarding some of my recent fine art work and last re-writing the lyrics to a song about why I want to be in Graduate school.  The last method I present to you for my full embarrassment and your pleasure.

The Song I chose was "I want to be a Billionaire"


These are my new Lyrics 

I wanna go to Graduate school so fucking bad.
show them all the talent that I have
I wanna be on the cover of the MFA book
promoting educational artwork

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
Yeah, a different gallery every time
Oh I swear the world had better prepare
For when I'm in Graduate school

RAP
Yeah, I would do some 4D make it big like Bill Viola
Everyday make something and defend it in critiques
I'd never pull a Chihuly, treat everyone respectfully
Adopt a bunch of new talents that I never knew shit about

Give away some awesome lectures, Like how garment can be sculpture
and last but not least be able to teach college kids 
It's been a rough year but I think that I can do this
So you can start to call me Professor

Get it I'd probably hit some Italy
then Korea, to do some research for my artwork
Yeah, I'll make an impact, you won't forget me
Everywhere I'll promote my program like theme music

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
Yeah, a different gallery every time
Oh I swear the world had better prepare
For when I'm in Graduate school

oh, oh oh oh  For when I'm at OSU
oh oh oh oh  for Graduate school

I'll be learning new technology, 
playing with the lasers
learning how to turn it up on my thesis
Toss a couple hundred hours in studio time 
working on soft sculpture to define it

And yah, I'll be at a whole new level
Not in limbo, but progressing
I'll take everything I learned and split it up into classes
so everyone can get a touch of education
And every student that got a taste would crave 
another examination
I know we all have a similar Dream
Pull out your sketchbooks/portfolios so you can follow after me

I wanna go to Graduate school so fucking bad.
show them all the talent that I have
I wanna be on the cover of the MFA book
promoting educational artwork

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
Yeah, a different gallery every time
Oh I swear the world had better prepare
For when I'm in Graduate school

No comments:

Post a Comment